Using drugs is good

I am not going to N.A meeting tonight. I am going to hang out with a bunch people, some of whom will recognise me, none of them will be recognised by me.

Will tell you all about my rather large relapse first thing tomorrow morning. (Well… Probably not, but not going to be easy sitting there… Maybe no one I know will be there as they’re all too fucked up living shitty little lives in small boxes like me. Only I’m not fucked up at all. Coz I don’t use drugs anymore.  Hahahahahaha)

You know part of N.A literature actually hints that “relapse is part of recovery“. F CK N what? If I relapse I want those N.A.ZI guys to kick my teeth out. Harden the f ck up…. John Kirwin style….

REEL KIWI UNDERGROUND!

WELLINGTONʼS PARAMOUNT IS PROUD TO PRESENT TWO VERY SPECIAL NIGHTS OF UNDERGROUND NEW ZEALAND CINEMA.

ON JUNE 20TH AND 21ST, THREE INDEPENDENT FILMMAKERS WILL SCREEN A COMBINATION OF SHORT FILMS, LIVE CONCERT FOOTAGE AND FEATURE DOCUMENTARIES THAT CELEBRATE THE TRUE SPIRIT OF KIWI ROCK AND ROLL.

BOTH SCREENINGS COMMENCE WITH A SELECTION OF SHORT FILMS MADE BY FILMMAKER AND PRIME MINISTER OF THE STINK MAGNETIC RECORD COMPANYD. THOMAS HERKES. NIGHT ONE FEATURES THE SHORT DOCUMENTARY “BOSS CHRIST – MONGREL ON THE DANCEFLOOR”, ABOUT LOCAL CULT-MUSIC HERO BOSS CHRIST.

NIGHT TWO FEATURES THREE TRAILERS MADE IN CHRISTCHURCH DURING THE EARTHQUKES – “I KILL”, “ROBOT WOLF” AND “ELECTRICISHE: ELECTRICAL GODDESS OF DEATH”.

DYLANʼS FILMS WILL BE FOLLOWED BY RARE LIVE-CONCERT FOOTAGE SHOT BY LOCAL LEGEND AND VIDEOGRAPHER BOB SUTTON. NIGHT ONE FEATURES A SELECTION OF LIVE PERFORMANCES BY SEMINAL FLYING NUN BANDS INCLUDING TALL DWARFS, BAILTER SPACE AND SPUD. (NZFiend has it on good authority that the sound on these is crap as the soundtrack is recorder straight through the old VHS / 8mm camera mic, NOT the mixing desk! – Keeping it real!)

DRUGS ARE GOOD, no really…

In all the law making circles drug use is bad. All I can think of is they have not been able to put a proper tax system in place. Over the counter smack would pay for a whole lot of anti speeding commercials.

Deviance, disorder and social degeneration will ensue. En masse. Quick smart. Next stop communism. Quick, start a war somewhere. Somewhere with drugs so we can swap the drugs for guns.

Third year economics students are taught things such as there is great capital gain to be made directly after war or revolution.

You see, even the capitalist scum really, deep down, want a revolution. It is good for their tax break.

The government quietly let a lot of “pleasure” drugs slide through under the radar. Unless you’re a complete half wit and mail yourself three thousand E tabs from Germany, you’re pretty much not going to be chased to the end of the earth and back every morning by a bunch of under cover cop cars.

They actually aren’t that dumb. They know 50% of the ravers are on some good chemicals. The other 50% are still in the process of scoring.

The first “mental rehab clinics” were around in middle east territories circa 700ad. They used a model based on a small passage in their bible (you know the one – the one that America claims is evil) which states something along the lines of “do not give an insane man your property, but clothe and feed him with same and talk nicely with him”.

Not too hard that one.

It works for addicts pretty much too.

And for all the people down Lambton Quay with cardboard signs “homeless, jobless, any coins accepted”. What they leave off the sign is that they are actually mentally fucked and need the coins for beer / joints / sanity juice of their choosing.

I should print out some honest signs for them. See who gets the most coins. Or maybe I should just make up large 20 litre containers with “homeless, jobless, any drugs accepted” and passing office workers throw in their left over P bags and lunch time oxycodones…..

Everyone should just be given drugs. Drugs of their choice. Drugs that make them happy, drugs that keep them at work.

The day of church and colour tv controlling the masses is over. The revolution will not be recovery. The revolution will be finally admitting that drugs are good and for everyone to pick up and be happily insane, if somewhat anarchanistic.

And, remember, when you use drugs people think that you’re cool. Especially if you have a crazy moustache.

ADVOCATES for DRUG TREATMENT SERVICE

“Service” being a stretch, but http://www.hrc.co.nz/hrc_new/hrc/cms/files/documents/01-Oct-2010_11-47-40_MakingComplaints_MentalHealthGuide_WEB.pdf should cover it. Use it, and use it often. 

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