Enough said. YEAH GIRLFRIEND!
Enough said. YEAH GIRLFRIEND!
Anyway, slightly off the topic, but when have you ever criticised me for being on topic to start with..?..
And therein lies the problem.
People want cute cats, death and mayhem.
The mass public will not sit through a thirty minute story showing both sides of an argument properly… 110km/h on highways kills people.. Boy racers are all druggies with bald tyres. Cute cat.
John seems to have pitted himself against capitalism AND addiction. The first time anyone in history has managed this. A little like … hell … cannot quite work out what it’s like.
Maybe I am very much every inch totally drug fucked as the idiots at Wellington Addiction Services would tell you.
Nothing to really look forward to.
Struggling to stay at all enthusiastic.
It is only a window.
*LIST – noun
It could be considered worse than unlawful, for it is criminal.
Police came to my house in some numbers and charged me with assault by way of issuing a paperwork summons to appear in court. Why they needed so many officers and why they acted so aggressively is obvious – They were trying to get me angry and acting badly so there would be a proper excuse for another arrest and charge – resisting, disorderly behaviours or similar.
After being charged with assault they rang the football club I was coaching for and told them that under no circumstances should I be allowed to coach football. I do not know what is being said, by whom. I do know that the football club is run by two ex Navy accountant types whom are probably good friends with the higher up Police… Maybe they all sit down at the Wellesley together and discuss issues. Maybe I was worthy of thirty seconds of their time as they nudge nudged and guffawed…
EMAIL FROM “L”TO ME, 3rd June 2015…“””Dear NZFIEND
I am writing to you with regard to your role as a volunteer coach for the Grade 11 _________________ AFC.
In my role as Chairman of the club I have received communications from Capital Football and the NZ Police that I am now burdened with acting upon. The advice I have received is that the club should not employ you in a volunteer role as a junior coach. While I am not in receipt of detail as to specific circumstances it is incumbent upon me to heed this advice because regardless of any possible militating factors the club cannot take any risk in regard to the way it manages pastoral care for junior members through volunteers.
As a result it is with regret that I must now let you know that your volunteer coaching role must end, effective immediately. I understand that the coaching you have carried out for the club has been enjoyed by the children in the teams with which you have been associated, and I thank you for the contribution you have made.
LS – CEO of the AFC“””
I have asked three times in writing for information regarding WHO rung the club and WHAT was said, but have not even received an acknowledgement of my request. I guess this is what you should expect from a bunch of high ranking military people and police.
If I am accused of being a paedophile or a danger to children, I WANT TO KNOW! I now have to use official information act and / or privacy act requests to find out what is being said, and whom is saying it.
Louis appears to have secret discussions with police…At the time of my ex partner getting ME arrested for assault, I sent her some text messages and commented on some of her Facebook photos with what I thought of her partner pushing me, trying to get me to fight him, and then ringing police when I didn’t take the bait.
At 9pm I received a text from a member of the football club saying that my daughter will not be part of the team any further as her Mum is taking her out of the team and not allowing me to see her. I send a text to my childs Mum…
4 May 21:31
Let ***** [our daughter] play football, she loves it.
About time you started doing what was right for the whole family we have, not just yourself.
You need to talk, but you ran across a field screaming like a stupid crazed animal and punched me 6 times.
You are stupidly carrying on [like] this.– direct copy of txt from cellphone
The neighbours come out to tell me the Police were there again. At approximately 9:35 pm I am talking to a lady police officer on the telephone whom says “MAN UP AND FACE THE CHARGES.” What charges? What are you on about? “BREACH OF PROTECTION ORDERS”
TUESDAY, MAY 5th
The Police have lied the whole way through in order to keep me in jail. I was going to write exaggerated, as there are plenty of examples of that. But actual lies sum it up better…
The Police state that I knew they were searching for me, that I was actively running from them and they had to catch me. They state, in court documents, that I was actively hiding and taunting Police. I was, according to them, abusive to officers and was showing off that they could not catch me.. However, I had rung police every single day for four days and they would not tell me why they wanted me. I have told them about being assaulted and I thought that they may be serving me with Family Court papers. They finally told me what they wanted (breach of protection order for texting) and I told them to come and pick me up. In the end I had to jump out in front of the car and flag it down as they were driving straight past me. Yet the judge heard I was “evading and taunting police”.
I have recorded all these telephone conversations with Police and kept all text records.
The Police opposed my release from jail (even though I am 24/7 on ankle bracelet locked in my flat) as they claim the victims are so scared. These are the same people whom attacked me in the first instance. There was no fear shown there.
Talking publicly may help. Other ways probably not so much…
I was looking at this sites statistics, and ten people looked at fifty pages in one hour. That does my head in. Would I be labelled totally paranoid if I thought nine of those people looked at two pages and the other one person viewed 48, downloaded all of them and is contemplating some sort of court case?
Anyway, one of the pages clicked on and downloaded was the above test –
I also have a theory that IDENTIFICATION and EMPATHY could be used more effectively in this sort of test. Being VERY good with mental people, kids with autism, teaching people things with learning issues, it COULD be that I identify with them. I see myself in them. At night time I can’t sleep much. I chose not to dream as I kept seeing my daughter die. So dreams are rare now, but they are good and useful when they are allowed. I cannot switch of my brain. I think about the kids and how to get them playing football. It is hard when you have a lot of kids and some have real issues to deal with. A few ADHD, a DEPRESSION case, definitely more than one diagnosis for a bunch of them lacking in any form of self confidence. Teaching them they CAN kick with both feet. Taking the total AUTISTIC kid by the arm and SHOWING him where to run. Trying to get the kids who are good at something to show the others. NEVER GIVING UP until kids, parents and ME are happy. When the kid finally gets something right, he or she may not see me react straight away but they will see me proud as punch congratulating them and then telling their parents loudly how they have done something special (unless you’re autistic or really lacking in self confidence – ten year old girls have some real things going on!!) … When kids who are too young to understand a guy covered with tattoo’s, acne and missing teeth is a bad person, they all look at me. I look back. Today there was a kid crying. She had fallen over. She puts her arms out to her Mum, whom lifts her up, comforting. I wish I had that. I look at the Mum, and the kid, and I identify with them as a whole. The Mum and kid pass me. The Mum doesn’t notice but I had winked and poked my tongue out at the kid. I glanced at the kids knee. The kid saw me and stared into my eyes, half way through letting out another scream of hurt. I glanced at the knee. Pointed at it even. I looked back into the kids eyes and smiled. I had turned and was walking backwards. The kid was looking at me over Mums shoulder. Her other kid was older and saying “she should be more careful, she’s useless Mum.” The other kid has issues of her own. But, right now, I was trying to sort out a crying kid before she made a problematic scene in the shoppe they were about to enter. The kid was looking at me, non blinking. Just fascinated. I know, I know, this whole thing is narcissistic. But, if you think that, you can piss off right now. Go on, piss in a bottle and drink it. For you have not understood a word of me, or whom I am. The kid is three, at a guess. Possibly two. She is staring at me. I am staring at her. I give her knee a glance, I look back into her eyes. I give her a thumbs up, a huge genuine smile and, although kids may not understand “thumbs up” she got the message that everything would be okay. I waved at her. She waved back. I waved with both hands and smiled again. She had stopped crying and was grinning as her mum patted her back and held her close. All in the space of four or five seconds. Maybe eight. Counting the time it took to get into Mums arms, maybe ten. I may be completely mental, I may need little white jackets with no arms. I may have to stop being so open and honest with my writing. There are a number of things I could fill my days with that would not end with people wanting to practise their guillotine skills on my pimply neck. I may be totally imagining things. My ears may be prone to audible hallucinations. Synesthesia anyone? But no. Fairly sure I heard the Mums exasperation at her child for yelling so loudly and stopping instantly. The kid must have been faking it for attention. The kid is two or three. The kid deserves your attention. The kid may even deserve your identifying with its plight.
The kids Dad, the well known and prominent lawyer, saw me at court the other day. He stopped in mid sentence and just stood. A little like the kid in the story opening this post. He just stood. In Court, surrounded by Police, prosecutors and criminals. He stopped, stood and tried to get my attention. I was trying not to recognise him, or anyone else. I am not interested in court, criminals or lawyers. I want IN and OUT. In the end, although it was only a couple of seconds that most people would have thought was just him having a thought or clearing his vocal chords, I gave in and made eye contact. He then knew I recognised him, had recognised him at football, his kid had said at the end of the game “that coach is cool Dad” and the soccer mums from his team had all come and chatted after previous game days. A split second look gave away the simple fact he knew a lot about me from paperwork, criminal proceedings and sitting in court whilst I represented myself and attempted to turned the court into a jesters stage. He has seen judges, astoundingly to most, look me up and down, blink and re-align their thought patterns as to the ability of the criminal in front of them. This lawyer has seen me with his kid and other kids. He has seen me deal with the official football delegates with no regard for them, or their rules, but with the kids best interests at heart. For I, seeing the kids could all kick very far, moved the portable goal posts and took the corner flags out about ten metres making the field bigger. The kids had a more open game where they could pass and have space to make decisions for themselves. The OFFICIALS CAME WITH THEIR NOTEBOOKS AND CAMERAS AND REPORTED ME TO THE NZ FOOTBALL (FIFA) PEOPLE. The lawyers, the doctors, the pretty trophy wives who wear skin tight pants and look slightly annoyed when ignored by the dodgy tattoo’d ref with a drug habit and no money. At least I don’t smell that bad. They do want to be looked at. They want attention. Even the two other things they want – affection and appreciation – are really just code words for ATTENTION. They are all so perfect, so showing off their assets, so oddly intrigued by the stupid ref who will swear at officials in front of the kids and simply put the goals back when the officials try moving them. This guy then stands in the middle of the field and says quietly, to no one in particular, “the kids are loving it, the game is brilliant, the girls are learning to play in positions, there have been some good goals, some good defence, the other coach and spectators have all backed the idea and yet some bald old man with a notebook and a carrot in his bum is upsetting kids and seems happy to cause disruption and problems. He couldn’t even wait until half time. He had to do it now. This guy is psychopathic. Luckily, I know a bit about this. I will take his psychopathic and raise him a hundred criminal convictions.“… Another lawyer heard this and absolutely burst out laughing. He had to hold his hand over his mouth. And even then there was spit coming out. The official guy turned, looks me in the eye, and left promptly offering only mutterings as to his reasoning. Coming back and complaining to the mother of my daughter when noticing the fields for other games had started becoming larger. She told him “the other team did it this time, and everyone is happy, including the kids – Look for yourself”. I have not seen him since. Nor his notebook. Nor have I heard from the club I coach for, nor FIFA or anyone else. Although supposedly being a volunteer at the YOUTH WORLD CUP, they have not contacted me. But, fuck them. The kids in my team, and some others, had a great game in the sun that day. And no one watching said one word against it. Everyone whom spoke to me supported the concept, if not the confrontation the ensued. One parent of my team is a well known psychiatrist character. He commented I was correct in some ways, but could choose “not to engage”. I said “yes, thank you sir.”… In my head I thought “fuck mate. I don’t mind making a total cock of myself and getting an undeserved reputation as a problem as long as the kids have learnt something new and had a bloody good time doing it.” Really, that sums up my sort of personality.
I can pour beer all over a strangers girlfriend, and then clean her white mini dress almost entirely with my mouth. If you have issues with this, or don’t believe me, read this….
This is not a random thing. This is a split second of looking at her, her legs, her dress and him. This is a conscious decision to liven up the night club. This is fully understanding that things could go very badly. My breathing does not speed up. My heart doesn’t either. I go calm. I take someone elses beer (why waste mine) and look her in the eyes. Totally ignoring him, sitting slightly behind and to her left, I walk slowly over after telling the girls I am with (blonde sisters, wearing tight mini skirts as well) to “watch this”. I put one leg on each side of her crossed legs, looking down into her eyes. I don’t look at her legs, crotch or breasts. The jug of cold beer is poured slowly onto her up turned chin. She opens her mouth. Allowing one single drop to hit her mouth, the beer moves down her exposed neck, is poured over half a jug onto her chest. It runs down, covering her tights white dress with liquid. Everyone can see everything about her, if it wasnt for me standing over her blocking their view. The guy who was with me and the girls yelled “fuck mate, jeezus”. I ignored him. Had to maintain eye contact with the beer soaked young lass in front of me. Otherwise her boyfriend might actually realise he wasn’t dreaming and this odd looking red headed prick was actually standing over his girlfriend covering her with someones beer. And the someone was a little annoyed with his beer going missing. About thirty seconds of this ensued before the music is no longer worthy of my attention, the barman is shouting for the bouncer and I consider the options… The last third of the jug was just dumped into her lap, where it formed a beautiful looking pool in her crossed legs (crotch). Without removing eye contact, I hand her boyfriend the jug, who just reaches out and blandly takes the jug from my hands. I drop to my knees, and quickly lick her bare chest, she instantly shakes (trembles even?!!!) and I drop my stomach onto her knees and my face into her crotch, I drink beer by the mouthful until I have to reach around her legs, put my hands between the back of her knees and pull them apart whilst my mouth and tongue attempts to prevent any beer from being wasted by running down her and landing on the seat. I AM NOT GOING TO SUCK BEER OUT A SEAT CUSHION AT A NIGHTCLUB. You must think I am stupid! Although losing a little bit to the seat, the seal between my cheeks and her inner thighs, my chin and her perineum, my bottom lip and her libia majora… My nose was not part of the seal allowing the consumption of beer, but it was not entirely left out of the action. Not at all… So, all too quickly, the puddle and flow of beer had stopped. I started thinking the boyfriend needs to pour his beer on her. We could all take turns. The other girls could be convinced to participate in some way… But the bouncer was approaching rapidly. Her clit was starting to appreciate my nose a little too much. And there was limited time before the boyfriend awoke and smashed the big glass beer jug over my exposed skull. I pulled her skirt bit out and up. She lifted her bum as one hand was under it and lifted her. Guess she did help with this, she wiggled. Allowing me to lift her soaked dress above her waist exposing the world to her small, bright yellow G-String which had amazingly returned to it’s proper position covering her modesty. As deemed not dry enough, it had to sucked of the beer before it got sticky and messy. I sucked that thing harder than anything sucked before. For about one second. I swallowed and got a half mouthful of beer and… What was that?.. Pheromones?!!! Heheheheh. The bouncer, although ready for a certain fun time of throwing a skinny white man down the steps of the second story nightclub, had slowed somewhat. This girl had an awesome body. The best in the club I would say. Her boyfriend was a big boy and could look after himself. Besides, he was holding the jug of beer, and the girl was covered with beer. And she was obviously really enjoying herself. Everyone in the club on that side was watching her before her boyfriend tipped beer on her and this ginga guy with pimples was, for some reason as yet unfathomable, entertaining him by turning his girlfriend into some sort of drink dispenser. The bouncer slowed down. The bar tender had jumped the bar, but had stopped at the edge of the dance floor. The girls I were with her squealing girly type squeals of delighted and fun. The guy I was with was just staring. Along with most of the club by now. Some girls on the dance floor had stopped and were looking over the frosted glass barrier – right down on her breasts and the back of my head. I knew all this as I moved tongue, lips, nose and reluctantly, my chin. Moved them up, not all that quickly, making sure to keep pressure on, keeping the seal intact, keeping almost all the beer of drinkable quality. After finished the cleaning of skin from clit to ribcage and putting her slightly misshapen clothing back over her waist (having removed hand from bum, it was not possible to return the bottom skirt part to correct and socially acceptable position without risking serious stretching to garments involved…)… Holding the material slightly away from her skin, the beer was sucked out of the skin tight white dress. I pulled the top down, exposing one breast to my beer cleaning mechanisms. About one second later it was the other breasts turn. A quick fully open mouth, a huge suck, and then pull your face away. Makes a large popping sound as suction is broken. A quick flick of lips and tongue on the nipple, just to show I was sexually interested, and, just in case she hadn’t noticed, that I could be capable of more than just cleaning her from some stupidly spilt beer. I look back into her eyes, she is totally “away with the fairies”. She is not communicating anything with her eyes. Having half stood up, I finished standing up. See a spot of beer on her forehead and gently brush it with a finger and lick my finger. I reach out, take the beer jug from her boyfriend and apologise for not cleaning the top of her clothing where her breasts are. He finally thinks about smashing my head into his knee and for a brief moment he was going to. Being bigger than me, and better placed as I was still supporting my weight by leaning on his girlfriends legs, the only thing to do was suggest he suck the beer out of her bra and top in that area as I didn’t want to offend them. He was probably more angry than he has ever been. He was now over his dormant shock and was close to ending in jail on a murder charge. Figuring this would happen sooner or later, I kissed the girl quite gently and her eyes focused on mine. I looked at the boyfriend, she looked at the boyfriend. The kiss was over instantly. Hands on each side of her head, I turned her head to him. Blinked and jumped. And walked slowly back across the open space between cubicles to my table with the sisters and the motorbike racer friend whom was now looking as though he wished it was him and probably has been trying stupid things of his own ever since. I don’t know, I got a lap time on the track the next day on a bike slower than his. I had over taken him. When we got back to home after the next fortnight spent with the girls and spa pools, motel rooms, running from bikers, doing some fucked up stunts… Well… He told people MY LAP TIME when asked his times by his sponsors at the bar we frequented. I overhead this. My girlfriend overhead it. Other people did. No one corrected him. My girlfriend (who was always pretty keen on the guy, he was awfully good looking, rich as fuck and had many nice motorbikes, V8 cars and small european sports cars to entertain her with. I entertained him by pulling her swimsuit right up places it was not intended and having prolonged contact of a sexual nature with her in front of him having told him that if he touched he would be in trouble. He loved it really. She liked turning him on and using his stuff. No one could work out why the hottest bodied blonde in the area was with me. Maybe it was the way she sanded and painted my bike for days on end. Maybe it was the way she baked me cakes. Or maybe it was the way she came, played with my only working thing, and gave me Jack Daniels bottles every day when I had smashed myself into a car at over a hundred kilometres an hour and could not walk for quite some time. Getting to the toilet after drinking myself to a pain free stupor was an issue. She even held the thing whilst it pissed into a bucket and emptied the bucket and hid everything from my mum. I was 16 at this point. I loved her. Just why the hell I thought it was okay to tour the south island with two horny as hell sisters (one of them was a virgin who had never even seen a guy in a g-string. She purchased a tight pink g-string for me, I put it on, wiggled and waggled and her eyes popped out her head as she ran from the room, down the hall and out the house. Although the g-string was a little small, it looked the part, so she was soon being chased by a badly tattoo’d teenage ginga male with a bit of an issue requiring one hand to slip bits back into package. We got about a hundred metres down the road before she couldn’t run, squeel, and breathe consistently any more. Don’t know why they say females can multi-task. Shit. Upon catching up, she was doubled over with shame, shock, fatigue, loss of breath, but not looking anywhere else.. Just at my waist…. The traffic had a green light, but everyone had not noticed and was still stopped at the red it once was. She was double over, and at waist height. To get her completely over her shame, the pink g-string hit her near enough to her mouth. The hands holding her hair and head may have helped her overcome her fear of the male anatomy and she rubbed her face back and forewards and then, between giggles, said “okay, okay”. Picking her up and slinging her over my shoulder I walked slowly back to the block of flats they stayed at. The slow walk prevented the need for package re-adjustment and maybe helped convince the local red neck population not to ring the police. Spa pools, shared camping cabins with all the mattresses thrown onto the floor and standing at the roadside over motorbikes with the sisters and the friend were just what a seventeen year old needed. But you know what? It wasn’t enough. I was also hiding a syringes filled with opium treated with “AA” and filtered down to a real nice opiate hit in the seat of my bike. There were majic mushrooms (saved in the freezer from mushroom season eight months prior) in the lining of my helmet. A sheet or two of LSD had been waterproofed and put into the end of a handlebar. I carried nitrous oxide and a system to dispense it of my own design. The motorbike, though, had no kick starter to save weight. Clever guy, me.
You see – Life without drugs is life changing. You have to change things. People. Places. I only have sitting on the computer or watching sport now. It leaves a huge hole.
Oh my god. This is story time again…….
SO WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
By writing this, it helps me process and sort out some headaches induced by inability to make sense of all the data coming in.
The likes of N.A get you to write stuff down. It is a good thing. Try it.
Although, be prepared for all sorts of shit if you do it in public. Even some young hot girls deciding you’re truly mad.
The New Zealand probation service may have thought I was. Given the tests they tried to put me through.
My original response to a Doctor thinking I may have ADHD was to visualise putting my fist through his nose into the back of his skull.
Turns out he was pretty correct. Bugger him. Must sneak onto the CCDHB DSM against the TRESPASS ORDER they have given me and apologise to the guy one day. Yeah right. He also decided to stop giving me strong halcyon (two a night) and 60mg Codeines (over a hundred a fortnight) just because, according to court and police documents) I hacked into his computer to find information about my daughter when estranged from her.
I did it, yes. But only as he broke the law be denying me information on the health of my child. The law is pretty clear on this. He wasn’t. I took it upon myself to find the information myself. I withdrew from Halcyon and Codeine a little bit. I returned to buying drugs on the street.
What a wanker.