In an absolutely stupendous way, am glad to have been of service.
A number of the unfortunately afflicted, otherwise known as those whom deal with Wellington Addiction Services, have contacted the author of this, the worlds shittest blog, either asking for advice for upcoming meetings, or commenting on their own experiences with the said Addict DisServices.
Some of the best service I have been, to both the afflicted and the DisService, has been verified today. This is a POSITIVE OUTCOME of a USER LEAD APPROACH to dealing with a perceived LACK OF ENGAGEMENT FROM THE SERVICE.
WHEN GOING TO THE SERVICE AND MEETING WITH
CLARISSA “Yes Mistress” BRODERICK
TOM “Baa Baa like a sheep” FLEWETT,
JUST REMEMBER THE IMAGES YOU HAVE IN YOUR MIND OF THEIR
WHIPS AND CANES.
Imagine Clarissa in a head mistress uniform strapping your bare arse with a cane. Imagine Tom keeping her away from the animals…. Imagine whatever you like that helps you deal with them fucking you.
Some public speakers use the technique of imagining their audience as being naked. This works reasonably well when attempting to control nerves and self doubt etc. Given the possibility that you do not have access to high levels of PROPRANOL this is entirely relevant. Just remember the rumour that CCDHB has a huge supply of sponsored strap ons supplied by visiting drug company sales representatives and imagine vividly what they do with them whilst looking them in the eye.
It will stop you presenting to them as annoyingly angry when they deny your well thought and well researched treatment regime to coerce you into their antiquated and highly dysfunctional therapy system.
Remember to praise them both for having nice arses on your way out to score elsewhere.
Have been onto Hospital grounds many times. This is getting stupid.
I can sit, stand, talk with Police. I can do anything on hospital grounds at all.
Other than one little thing.
As soon as I ask one little question or try discussing a persons lack of care or response they simply tell me to leave as they have called the Police.
The police have yet to turn up mind you.
I have been to a hospital building not specifically listed in the trespass order acting as official advocate for one young lady. They did exactly the same as Blair Bishop and Clarissa Broderick at Addiction (Dis)Services. That is — They followed the Capital Coast District Health Board guidelines…
- Ignore the advocate outright
- If client has properly acknowledged advocate and advocate seems to wanting to engage in a positive manner
- Tell client they must leave
- Tell advocate they must leave
This is the third time now. They tell my client to leave and my client then wants to leave for fear of losing medications or what-have-you.
I am left trespassed from all CCDHB grounds on the basis of writing this blog.
Maybe I should show them my middle finger.
My bloody daughter.
We got two identical meccano style construction toys last year so she has just convinced me to wrap one up and give it away.
But not to any one Tom, Dick nor Harry.
She is to give to the kid at her school who kicked her football away, stole her boots and threw her shoes over a power line.
The kid has a few problems. My offspring thinks the teachers can be mean to him and he doesn’t feel included all the time. a bunch of other shit came up, but I am proud that my daughter seems to know more about dis association, dopamine deficits and healthy child development than the teachers or even half the academics and medical professionals….
We are going to invite the little shit to play footy with us over holidays.
Christmas spirit of giving rich people plastic shit made by slaves?
But still… The little cow didn’t get her Dad a birthday present. Was on Sat 13th.
You know what… Real present is having a kid like this… and giving her back to her Mum late Sunday so as to have a bunch of interestingly sceptik-all adult fun later.
Something to be said for not having kid all the time after all.
Is sex better than drugs?
Self medicating with sex would probably cause less concern at the CCDHB ADDICT DISSERVICES… It may even be encouraged.